Oh. My. God.

I think my back is broken.  I took procrastination to new heights today by cleaning the whole house from top to bottom.  I mean hands and knees scrubbin’.  The hardwoods have never shined so brilliantly, nor have my whites been so blindingly bright.  For Christ sake I even flipped the mattress.  What the hell is wrong with me?

Here’s the equation…

1 writer + 1 grad student (and full-time accounting manager) + 3 dogs = house o’ ass

This place gets dirty quicker than amateur porn.  We might have to explore polyamory just to get another set of limbs on a vaccuum cleaner.  Jesus, who am I kiddin’, I’m still working on sharing crayons.

Well. I can safely say, there’s nothin’ in this house to distract me from writerin’ tomorrow and if there is, I’m gonna kill it.  (knock on wood).

Now, I’m watching Renee George interview me, which is weird and hysterical because she puts up these footnoted thought bubbles that I adore.  If you haven’t seen one of her vlogs, then by all means start with mine.  In this exciting episode, you’ll be treated to jizz cookery, were-whores, and emaciated authors with I.V.s in wheelchairs.   

So, pretty much what all the other urban fantasy authors talk about, right?

If you’re going exercising, you might want to take this podcast interview with me done by Kimi at Talechasing.  We had a lot of fun and there was even a chance for me to read the first chapter of Road Trip of the Living Dead.

Last thing.  Don’t forget about the ZOMBIE STIMULUS PACKAGE.  The contest is running for a couple of weeks.