Then there’s only one place you should be tonight…

I’ll be emceeing the event and mingling and sucking up 15th Ave. Coffee and Tea’s FREE wifi like a hooker on a dick.

If you don’t come, how can we make love?

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Also. It’s been a good 30 days for gifts.  Let’s peruse the shelf shall we?

Rachel from Bitten By Books sent this sweet ass stein as an award for winning World’s Funniest Paranormal Author in their yearly poll.  It was really excited to just be nominated, but it was way MORE exciting to win!!! So suck it!!!

In fact, so excited was I that I did a little thank you vlog for Rachel which you can see over there.

Or just click on this little youtube shiz right here…

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Also, a couple of weeks ago, I attended an old friend’s (well she’s not old, in the sense the neither am I) book club meeting and talked to the chicas about all sorts of foul sex acts, read them a story and got photographed in an expression that I can only describe as goggling. Awesome picture of the gin and tonic (w/dry ice) I was slurping up, though (make sure to click on the photo to hit up the photographer’s website).

As a present for attending, Connie (said friend) got me this awesome zombie painting…

Anyways. That’s all I got.

Back to work before I head out for the gig in Seattle!

Ciao!