Happy Hour of the Damned is OUT in Mass-Market Paperback!!!
Dirty, thought-provoking, cheap…and that’s just the zombies!
And since the series is in jeopardy, buying Happy Hour of the Damned is more important than ever, don’t wait, decisions are being made. Keep the first and most insane zombie protagonist in the game. SAVE AMANDA FERAL! For more on the struggle, click here. Including how you can get your books personally snarkified at University Bookstore by Mark.
Pick it up at one of the following fine retailers…
BATTLE OF THE NETWORK ZOMBIES is coming on February 23rd 2010!!!
In Seattle’s undead circles, Amanda Feral is one of the beautiful zombies. Of course, when you’re socializing with werewolves, devils, and rampaging yetis, there’s not that much competition. Still, Amanda has a stylish rep to maintain, which is getting tricky now that her tanking ad agency is obliterating her finances. The fastest way to make some cash: appear on a new reality show, American Minions, hosted by lecherous wood nymph Johnny Birch. Classy? Maybe not, but a girl’s gotta eat.
With zombie gal pal Wendy posing as her bitchy agent, Amanda settles in to “Minions Mansion,” crowded with 24-7 video cameras and undead fame whores. When Johnny is found incinerated in a locked room, Amanda decides to channel her inner Miss Marple (minus the fugly cardigans) and find out who’s responsible. Was it Hairy Sue, the white trash stripper yeti? Tanesha, the glamorous trannie werewolf? Angie, the Filipino vampire with a detachable head? Unveiling the culprit in a heart-stopping finale won’t just save the show from cancellation, it might just keep Amanda alive—or as close as a ghoul can get…
Here’s what people are saying…
“…will make you laugh and squirm at the same time. Awesomely funny and bitingly insightful. Fun, fun stuff. I’ll never think of zombies in quite the same way again!”
–Patricia Briggs, #1 New York Times bestselling author of the Mercy Thompson series
“Clever, fast-paced, and so delightfully trashy that it should have been printed on Hefty bags, Henry’s third Amanda Feral novel smartly skewers popular culture.” –Publishers Weekly
“Amanda’s back and serving up her deliciously bitchy snark in the oh-so-talented Henry’s wildly bizarre whodunit.” –Jill Smith, RT Book Reviews
Go to the book page for more info and excerpts, or preorder it now in print or ebook at one of these fine retailers…
ROAD TRIP OF THE LIVING DEAD (Amanda Feral #2)
From the cover:
Celebrity party girl Amanda Feral is back from the dead, and hungrier than ever for a good time. With her zombie gal pal Wendy and vampy gay sidekick Gil, this stone cold fox is dressed to kill, on the prowl, and ready to take a big juicy bite out of Seattle’s supernatural nightlife. But what’s a zombie chick to do when her “Mommie Dearest” gets sick? If you’re Amanda Feral, you can either ignore the wicked old witch—or bury the past by visiting Ethel before she kicks it. Amanda’s not thrilled about the idea of crossing three states just to be criticized. But Wendy, who’s always looking for fresh meat, is up for the adventure. And Gil, who just launched his “luxury” resurrection business, needs to disappear because a pissed-off client is out for his blood.
First, they pack their stiletto pumps and plasma into a skeevy rattrap on wheels that used to be a Winnebago. Then, with a little help from a Korean-ghost hood ornament, a masochist named Fishhook, and a slew of “moderately accurate” psychics, they hit the highway—their way. Of course, they’ll have to navigate past some neo-Nazi skinheads, a horny dust devil, a hunky werewolf cop (who could pass for an underwear model) and an unsightly horde of Kmart shoppers. But for this glamorous gang of ghouls this trip is about to take a dangerous detour that could give road kill a brand new meaning…
What people are saying…
“Sharp satire, razor wit, gross-out humor and zombies. Mark Henry hits it out of the park every time.” –Lilith Saintcrow, author of Night Shift
“The supreme supernatural skankfest. Devilish. Demented. Deliciously hilarious.” –Mario Acevedo, author of The Undead Kama Sutra
“A spew-licious snark fest straight from Winnebago hell–Mark Henry drives this adventure with masterful wit!” –Dakota Cassidy, author of Kiss and Hell
“Amanda Feral rules the urban fantasy landscape. To miss out on this novel would be très gauche!” –Michele Bardsley, bestselling author of Wait Til Your Vampire Gets Home
Need some more?
Read chapter one excerpted at Kensington Books, or listen to Mark do a virtual reading here.
Order Road Trip at one of these fine retail establishments: University Bookstore, Mysterious Galaxy,Powell’s, Amazon, Barnes and Noble or talk to your local independent bookseller.
HAPPY HOUR OF THE DAMNED (Amanda Feral #1)